From a church newsletter I picked up the following Diary of a Bible. The author is unknown.
January: A busy time for me. Most of the family decided to read me through this year. They kept me busy for the first two weeks, but they have forgotten me now.
February: Clean-up time. I was dusted yesterday and put in my place. My owner did use me for a few minutes last week. He had been in an argument and was looking for some references to prove he was right.
March: Had a busy first day of the month. My owner was elected president of the PTA and used me to prepare a speech.
April: Grandpa visited this month. He kept me on his lap for an hour reading from 1 Peter 5:5-7. He seems to think more of me than do some people in my own household.
May: I have a few green stains on my pages. Some spring flowers were pressed in my pages.
How does the diary of your Bible read this far into the year?